Last nightā€™s Apple event was bizarreā€Šā€”ā€ŠI had been anticipating this show for a while, mostly looking forward to being able to stop telling people not to buy a Mac, because everything was so outdated. But, even though what I saw was interesting, it really feels like Apple has lost its way.

Itā€™s strangeā€Šā€”ā€Šthereā€™s nothing actually wrong with what Apple announced: USB-C on the Mac is great, a thinner, more powerful machine is intriguing and, while itā€™s too early to say, the Touch Bar could possibly be a gimmick, but it could be useful for helping people discover what shortcuts exist as they use the computer.

The thing is, I canā€™t figure out who this is for other than those who are on really old machines. Myself, and everyone else, seems to be wondering what, exactly, is the selling point of this upgrade. I have a MacBook Pro 15" from 2013 and itā€™s still going strong and the majority of the time itā€™s plugged into a large display for creative work, coding or whatever.

Touch Bar is a great example of this. First, it feels like an excuse to not just add touch to the Mac in the first place. While Microsoft is busy letting you touch the entire display, Appleā€™s making you look down at your keyboard to interact insteadā€Šā€”ā€Šbizarre.

But, the ā€œProā€ in Appleā€™s devices isnā€™t even accurate anymore. It used to be the best notebook on the market for creatives, developers and people with big requirements. One look at this slide shows Apple has no idea exactly where its demographic lies:

Do you want the Pro, the Pro or the Pro? Which one is for Pros? Iā€™m confused.

The MacBook Air is dead, which is great news, but why are there two MacBook Pro 13" now? The only difference is one doesnā€™t have the touch strip, but why not justā€¦ call it the new MacBook Air to alleviate confusion?

Adding an additional option, without the touch bar was a smart move. I was speaking with a number of friends on Slack during the event, who all said theyā€™d buy the new Mac if you could get it with a normal function row. Then, Apple dropped this and they were interested. But as a final ā€œfuck youā€ for those that get this, it has two less ports, slower memory and a worse GPUā€“ and to add them back itā€™s basically the same price.

ā€œThe fact that Apple itself considered the MacBook Pro as a competitor to the MacBook Air shows itā€™s not really a Pro.ā€
ā€” @lapcatsoftware

What video editors are going to do edits on a tiny touch bar below the screen? What DJā€Šā€”ā€Šlike Apple demonstratedā€Šā€”ā€Šwants to use a tiny touch bar to mix their music when the action isā€¦ on their screen?

The event also left Apple with a ton of bizarre loose ends. At the iPhone event in September, Apple told the world that headphone jacks were dead because wireless headphones are superiorā€Šā€”ā€Šso why is there a headphone jack on the Mac? Even worse, Apple has delayed its wireless headphones which were supposed to change the world.

From there, the questions just get even more ridiculous:

Why canā€™t you plug the Lightning headphones that come in the iPhone box into the new Mac? Why doesnā€™t the iPhone come with the right cable for the new MacBook Pro? Why doesnā€™t Apple make a screen that properly works with its own devices? Why did Apple highlight how great the Touch Bar is for Messaging, but didnā€™t even port most of the new iMessage features to macOS properly? Do I have to carry two pairs of headphones now? How do I charge my Lightning cable mouse? Why remove the HDMI port, a standard thatā€™s still incredibly popular for plugging into TVs? Why remove the SD card, a popular slot forā€¦ creatives using cameras?

ā€œWatching someone DJ with the top of a keyboard was just embarrassing, doubly so from the company that makes the iPad and as recently as this yearā€™s WWDC showed off its ability to be used by blind people.ā€

Even worse, what took so long to get to this point? Many people have been waiting a year or more for a refresh, and this itself wasnā€™t even that notable.

The new MacBook Pro has a Skylake chip, not the Kaby Lake one thatā€™s recently landed. If you look at benchmarks at the top-end itā€™s pretty clear something is wrong: the CPU in this MacBook Pro actually appears to perform worse than the older one.

CNET spoke to Appleā€™s marketing head, Phil Schiller, who said:

ā€œMarketing chief Phil Schiller, software engineering lead Craig Federighi and top designer Jony Ive explained, in exclusive interviews earlier this week, why the Mac matters. Since they say itā€™s so important to Apple, we asked them why it took four years, four months and 16 days to deliver what they call a ā€œmilestoneā€ and a ā€œbig step forwardā€ for its top-of-the-line laptops. ā€œThe calendar isnā€™t what drives any of the decisions,ā€ Schiller says in a 90-minute briefing at Appleā€™s headquarters in Cupertino, California. ā€œWe challenge the teams to do great work and sometimes that great work can be done in one year, sometimes it takes three yearsā€¦ What we really care about is creating new innovations in the Mac and continuing the story that has really defined Apple for so many years.ā€

What does that even mean? It took four years to add a touch bar to the keyboard, which delayed any meaningful progress in the meantime? Appleā€™s customers are those that need powerful machines, but it delayed them infinitely for what amounts to a vanity project that the core demographic of Appleā€™s customers probably wonā€™t even use.

This does, indeed, speak to the longevity of the machines that Apple sells: you can use a MacBook from 2012 right now and probably canā€™t tell the difference. But therein lies the problemā€Šā€”ā€Šthe company waited four years, then didnā€™t really deliver any real future-value other than itā€™s ā€œnew.ā€

The size of the MacBook is perhaps the most compelling component

The other perplexing component of the event was the sheer lack of anything interesting for existing Mac owners. No new accessoriesā€Šā€”ā€Šhow cool would a Bluetooth version of the Touch Bar beā€Šā€”ā€Šand no desktop computers. Now youā€™ve got an aging iMac with old ports, a very out of date Mac Pro and a bunch of weird old accessories that havenā€™t been touched in yearsā€Šā€”ā€Šoh and about a million dongles anytime you want to plug something in.

ā€œI think if youā€™re looking at a PC, why would you buy a PC anymore? No really, why would you buy one?ā€
ā€” Tim Cook, talking about the iPad Pro

The good news is thereā€™s finally a modern Mac available, even if there are compromises, I just hope that Apple keeps up the pace from here on out. For the last 12ā€“24 months itā€™s been painful explaining to someone that Apple will surely update its machines soon.

To be clear, USB-C is a good thing. Someone has to do it, and jump in the deep endā€Šā€”ā€Šbut the way Apple has done it by forcing you into a corner to deal with it yourself rather than making it an easy transitionā€¦ and you donā€™t even get the full power cable in the box anymore.

Courage

For a company that prides itself on ecosystem, and thinking of the ā€˜end to endā€™ experience, Apple has lost its way.

Yesterday, the world got an iteration on something the companyā€™s been doing all along, rather than something thatā€™s a vision for the future.

Apple spent the entire event comparing itself to its own past, rather than showing us the future, and even then painted a very clear picture: it has no idea who the Mac is for.

Peter Kirn wrote last night that it was hard to watch the Apple event:

Appleā€™s obsessive naval gazing in the Mac event today speaks volumes. This is a company with no real vision for what its most creative users actually do with their most advanced machines. So, instead, they look into the past.

The Mac made its name because it embraced the creative industry where Microsoft missed the boat, but in 2016, it seems like itā€™s going to miss out on the next wave entirely: the updated Mac isnā€™t suitable for the heavy graphics, virtual reality or 3D work itā€™s so famous for being good at.

Is the new MacBook a mildly-interesting upgrade to the old one? Yes! Would I get it if I was in the market? Probably. But, to be frank, thereā€™s simply no reason to right now if you already own a Mac that works well, and for the first time Iā€™d at least consider looking somewhere else before buying it.


Apple, it seems, is angling for the ā€˜amateur creativeā€™ and isnā€™t interested in anything else anymore. It wants the market that sits in coffee shops with its brand and only buys Apple, but doesnā€™t mind so much if the core demographic disappears. Maybe thatā€™s OKā€Šā€”ā€Šthereā€™s probably good money in itā€Šā€”ā€Šbut itā€™s a real shame.

When the 12" MacBook was released, I thought it was pretty forward-looking. Apple had produced a machine that was both impossibly small, had a number of interesting new conceptsā€Šā€”ā€Šand even took the ā€œcourageā€ to drop all ports for a single USB-C port: a bold move. Itā€™s not a perfect machine, but itā€™s a look at a world where you can have a whole computer in your bag and not even notice it.

To me, the event last night was Apple trying to remind the world it cares about the Mac, but more than anything else the undertone was this: Apple only cares about the Mac when itā€™s convenient, but even then, itā€™s obviously not thinking that hard about the impact is has.